Saturday, June 30, 2018

Other June Stuff

Here's the rest of June, in pictures and videos:

My angel-faced girl played dress-up.


I caught Ever reading Curious George to her sisters. (Jim bought a ton of Curious George stories, and the littles are obsessed.) I LOVE having a little reader. Ever's independent reading makes me so very happy.


Leela came over, and everyone read. 


We've used Scott and Rebecca's pool a good amount. It's been such a hot summer. Their pool is solar heated, so it's been amazingly warm. You will notice in these pictures, Tiny and Wrenzy were wearing floaties. They've refused to wear them since their (very brief) swimming lessons in July. More on that later. 



Ever, Nathan, and Wren agreed to jump together. Wren's commitment seemed to waiver from the start.




Don't let that incident fool you, though. Wren and Tiny are both nuts for jumping (which has made for exciting times since they stopped wearing floaties, as they refuse to wait until someone is ready to catch them).

 Wrenzy helped me cook and tried to match the mixer's moves.


We went to the pool at the Y one day. I worked out first and then got the girls ready for the pool. Everything takes so long that it was past naptime by the time they started swimming. Tiny had some tough times and went to ground.


A friend from Ever's kindergarten class, Blaize, arrived at the pool with his mom and siblings while I was still applying sunscreen. Ever pointed him out to me when he arrived, and I suggested she go say hi. So she walked over and said hi, and then they hugged. It was adorable. Ever ended up playing the whole time with Blaize's older sister, and they had a ball. 

Wrenzy read me a card that started off really mean.


And my all-time favorite videos of the littles - that time they went to Relief Society:



Tutu sent us the supplies for a Father's Day craft. It's a picture of a rocket flying to the moon with the message "I love you to the moon and back." The body of the rocket is a piece of paper cut from a tracing of the child's foot. Wren and Ever both made one. They worked very hard on them.



Father's Day morning, Jim got cereal in bed and was presented with all his handmade gifts. Then there was fighting and crying, and somebody spilled his cereal milk on the bed, so we had to launder the bedding. 


We made cream puffs from Ever's cookbook for dessert that night. 


Naked Dr. Wren attended to naked patient Tiny.



Then they both worked on Jim, who was apparently having some abdominal issues.


I've been in a big fight with the birds that turned our backyard play equipment into a toilet. I have never seen anything like it. They were pooping all over our playsets and trampoline. I would spend hours outside cleaning, and then within a day or two, they would be covered again. I couldn't let the girls outside without cleaning first, which was infuriating because it meant I ended up not wanting them to play outside this summer. I cannot overstate my frustration. There was a ton of turd everywhere always.



And sometimes there would be a huge pile of dung that was definitely not deposited by a small bird.


A favorite pooping area is the part of the little playset the kids hang on before they go down the slide:



Seriously, how could I possibly let the kids play outside under those conditions?

I bought a number of supposed bird repellents on Amazon - spiral, reflective hanging things; a fake hawk; reflective tape; and cable ties. I spent hours and hours putting reflective tape and cable ties around the top of the trampoline enclosure. Birds are supposed to be scared off by the tape, and the cable ties are supposed to work because they get rid of the birds' smooth landing surface (like bird spikes).


I put more cable ties up than are pictured above, but it did not matter. The birds just enjoyed the cozy nooks created by the ties. Rebecca was sympathetic but thought the whole bird battle was hilarious. I recognized the humor but really came to despise birds and to have a whole new appreciation for Steel Magnolias (when Tom Skerritt shoots into the trees so that bird s--- doesn't cover Julia Roberts' reception). I finally agreed to allow Jim to buy a BB gun, but that, too, was totally ineffective because a) Jim isn't here most of the time to shoot the birds, b) I didn't learn how to use the gun so never tried to shoot them, c) Jim always missed them when he did shoot at them, and d) I don't think the BBs would really hurt them anyway. So the birds won. (Note: since I am writing this in September, I can say that the pooping has slowed. According to Rebecca's mom, who is super into birds, the insane uptick in bird poop was due to mating season, which is now over. THANK HEAVENS.)

One day I was downstairs and heard Tiny crying upstairs, "Alligator eating me," over and over, in a truly sorrowful voice. I have no idea what it is with her and alligators.


Ever took a dance class through the City of Oceanside. The rec center is super far away, so while the price is right, it is not convenient. As of the first day of class, Leela and Ever were the only two kids registered. The teacher said the class would be canceled if at least a couple more didn't sign up. Leela and Ever wanted to make flyers to hand out at school, but fortunately just talking to their friends was sufficient. Naomie and Aviana (friends from their class) and Aviana's little sister, Sophia, signed up. The girls had a lot of fun. Anna (Leela's mom) did most of the driving because I was usually working on class day, so that was nice for me.

On Saturday, June 23, all the dancers performed at the Oceanside Pier amphitheater. They got started late. Then the music was played from iPods onto ineffective speakers, and virtually no one in the audience could hear. It was so ghetto. (The amphitheater, itself, is in terrible shape, too.) Also our girls were near the end of the almost 30 dance numbers, so we had to wait for about an hour until their turn. At one point, Anna asked me to keep an eye on Rafi, who was next to me playing on Anna's phone. After a few minutes, I remembered that I was supposed to be watching Rafi and realized he was not near me. I looked back to where Anna and George were, and Rafi was not there. I looked all around and could not see him. A lady from our neighborhood, who I hadn't even realized was sitting behind me, said, "Whitney, are you looking for someone?" I went back to where Anna and George were sitting and confirmed that they didn't know where he was, and then Kat (the neighborhood lady), Anna, and I began searching. He hadn't gone far but had wandered through the gate and over by the bathrooms. I hate when I lose other people's kids while I'm supposed to be in charge of them.

Our group, before the performances started: 

Naomie, Aviana, Leela, Sophia, and Ever

Waiting for their turn to dance:



Their dance:


Anna invited Mrs. Tesluk (the girls' kindergarten teacher). She came and waited patiently for their performance, and then she gave them all flowers. She is the sweetest lady, and I'm so grateful for her.


Anna had arranged for their family, Aviana's family, and us to eat dinner together. We should have bailed because it turned into a really late night, and dinner was hard with the incredibly overtired little people. It was a nice idea, though. Walking up to Swami's Cafe:


Now that she's a pro, Ever likes giving dance lessons. This one started as a private lesson for Wren, but then Tiny joined in:



We attended a surprise birthday party for Papa Wilson.


Tiny started calling every song her favorite song.



Ever and Leela did a week-long gymnastics camp at the YMCA Gymnastics Center in Carlsbad. Ever loved it. This was drop-off on day 1:



On Wednesday that week, Anna picked up the girls and took them bowling after gym. Both got over 100, so it was a proud moment. (Of course, they were using bumpers and a slide for the bowling ball.)


On Friday, parents were invited to come watch as the kids rotated through a ton of different stations. It looked like so much fun. I didn't get any footage because I was running late and left my phone in the car.

Tiny came up with an interesting new dance outfit - just a diaper and a sheer tutu worn like a poncho shirt. I think in this first video, she says she is "dancing with my [or mine?] dress." Usually when she puts on a tutu, she says she is "putting on my dance class."


This second video was taken a few days later. The ensemble wasn't just a flash in the pan.


Tiny gets into things a little more than her sisters did. Lotion:


She made a cozy little bed on the stair. Not sure why one of the things she's snuggling with is Wren's romper.


She got grumpy when the paparazzi arrived.


She kept Jim company when he cleaned Little Gray. She wanted to be buckled into her car seat and just sat there. I love her little face.



We went out for dinner and bowling with the Sorensons and Shirleys one night. Jim and Tom were the stars of the night, but I got 111, which was pretty exciting for me.


Greta stopped by with her baby (Eleanor Zelda, aka Zellie), on her way to San Diego. The girls had fun on the tramp. Greta tried really hard to get a pic of all four girls looking happy with hands in the air. It didn't work out, but their inadvertent pink/yellow color coordination was impressive.





We went on our first family run in a long time.


And Biggie and Tiny cuddled.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Nicknames for the Record

I always appreciated that Mamo's Christmas letters recorded the nicknames we kids were using for one another any given year.  For the record, here is a list of the girls' current nicknames, many of which are variations on a theme:

Ever
Big E (or Big E. Leigh, or Biggie, often accompanied by the Notorious B.I.G. song, "Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.")
Missy
Missy Leigh (or Miss E. Leigh)
Missy Munch
Ever Leezy (Jim uses that one)
Love Muffin
Love Dove
Lovey
Sweet Love
Sweet Goose
Goose/Goosey
Goose Goose
Goose Chase
Goose Chase Vanilla
Miss Goose
Angel Goose

Arden (I almost wrote "Tiny" as the heading, as if that were her real name)
Tiny
Tiny Tot
Ta-ta-ta
Tines
Big Tiny (said in a loud voice and specific cadence that I can't really describe) or Big Tines
Tinington
Ardy (Party)
Aardvark
Angel Tines

Wren
Wrenzypoo Lovey (or Tiny calls her "Wrennypoo Lovey)
Wrensday
Mercedes Wrenz
Wrenny
Wrennington
Wrenzington (sometimes with "Steele")
Wrenzonomous
Wrenovation
Bear
Bear-ba-loot in your Bear-ba-loot suit (see Seuss's The Lorax)
Sweet Bear
Bear Bear
Boo
Boo Boo
Boobaloo
Angel Bear

All:  Angel, Angel Face, Angel Head, Ange or Angie (pronounced with a long "a," short for "Angel"), Angie Doodle, Angie Doodle Dandy, etc.

Note:  The above list is certainly not comprehensive. No human could be expected to remember all the names we call our kids.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Dino Camp

Ever and Leela did a free camp at the library from 9:00 A.M. to 11:00 A.M. the week of June 18-22. The theme was "Digging for Dinosaurs." They made fossils the first day.


The library e-mailed a link to pictures from the week. They appeared to do all sorts of neat things.








A few times when I picked up the girls, I took everybody to the free lunch in the library courtyard (right outside the room where the camp was held). A bunch of friends from the ward go to free lunch through the summer, and I'd heard it was great. They are good about offering fruits and veggies, but the main dishes were generally not so hot.

Once when Anna picked them up, a family yoga class was going on at the library right afterward. So the girls got their yoga on.




The last day of camp, the staff brought out this big, life-like dino. Apparently the thing is crazy expensive. The way it moved (thanks to the woman inside it) was incredibly realistic. I actually thought it was really cool. I feel as if I'm supposed to keep this first picture of Ever with the dino, but I can't get rid of the second because she appears to be posing just like the dinosaur.